i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
i think i dropped myself as a baby
"Romeo, oh Romeo, does thou eat ass oh Romeo?"
RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014
all these spoons but no one to spoon with
Lady dog: bae come over
Dog: I can’t I’m stranded on an island with a bunch of turtles
Lady dog: but my parents aren’t home
who is she?